Episode Number, Episode Title, Air Date
1 “Duck Season Eve” February 27, 2013
Tomorrow is the opening day of Duck Season and the men are carrying on their tradition of camping on the Robertson Land the night before… including Willie, who typically opts out of “roughing it.” But when Willie shows up to meet the guys in the Duck Commander RV, the camp is divided between those who want comfort, and those that will rough it.
2 “Can’t Hardly Weight” February 27, 2013
Gearing up for his high school reunion, Willie realizes that he could stand to lose a few pounds. Jase and Korie set out to help him drop some weight and the strenuous battle of man-versus-waistline begins. Meanwhile Si is convinced that Phil’s hunting dogs don’t like him and he goes searching for his own canine companion.
3 “Shot Thru The Heart” March 6, 2013
The guys learn from Willie that John Luke is going through his first break up. In order to make him feel better the men decide to take John Luke hunting for nutria, and impart their relationship wisdom. Phil and Kay have a famous pet photographer come to their house to take pictures of them and their canine pets.
4 “Here Lizard, Lizard” March 6, 2013
A giant lizard, which Martin is studying for a school project, escapes from its cage and hides in the warehouse. The guys try everything they can think of to catch it, without success, so they call in Phil for help. On the other side of town, Willie and Si invite themselves to a ride-along with the West Monroe Police and pull Missy over as a prank.
5 “Let’s Go Hunting, Deer” March 13, 2013
Willie and Jase invite Korie and Missy along on a deer hunt because they believe their wives have become too “city.” The Do’s’ and `Don’t’s of hunting are doled out in the woods and subsequently broken creating arguments husbands and wives know entirely too well when dealing with the opposite sex. At Phil and Kay’s, Miss Kay decides she wants to frame Phil’s original blueprints from the first duck call he created. Only problem is finding it first amongst her hoards of belongings. Si pitches in the search effort as well only to be distracted by the treasures he keeps finding amongst Miss Kay’s junk.
6 “Hallu-Si-Nations” March 13, 2013
With Willie out-of-town, the guys decide to flake off work and leave to brush up the duck blinds on the Robertson land. While out, Si believes he spots what he thinks is the infamous “Black Panther,” which leads the naysaying men on a mission to prove that what Si saw was an apparition of his imagination. Back at Phil’s house, Phil enlists the help of his football playing grandson and his fellow teammate to do chores, citing that this will “make them better football players.”
7 “Duck Be A Lady” March 20, 2013
Sadie has been elected to the homecoming court at her high school, but Willie disapproves of her dress selection. He takes her shopping for a different one, with Si tagging along to get out of work for the day. Meanwhile, the warehouse’s coffee maker breaks down, leaving Jase without his usual morning cup until Jep suggests that that the guys try a new coffee shop.
8 “Tickets To The Fun Show” March 20, 2013
During Duck Commander’s “Casino Night” party to celebrate 5 million duck calls sold, Si wins the grand prize of $2000 and buys a massage chair, putting it in the warehouse. It becomes so much of a distraction that Willie tells Si to return it and offers to buy him something else. Si insists on going to a family fun center, similar to Chuck E. Cheese’s for pizza and a chance to win a stuffed purple gorilla. Phil takes Jase and the guys to a secret fishing pond on a neighbor’s property, where they use every weapon at their disposal to tear down an unwelcome beaver dam.
9 “Ring Around The Redneck” March 27, 2013
Missy decides that Jase needs to replace his wedding ring, which he lost years ago. He gets a new one but soon loses it while duck hunting, forcing the guys to figure out a plan to break the news to Missy. Si pulls his old metal detector out of storage to help find the ring, but he gets distracted hunting for treasure that he buried in his yard after he returned from Vietnam years ago.
10 “Bass Man Standing” April 3, 2013
The Duck Commander team is invited to unveil a wing of the local Bass Pro shop that will feature their products. Meanwhile, Miss Kay attempts to get some quality time in with her grandkids when she invites herself out with John Luke, Sadie and their friends.
11 “Si-amese Twins” April 10, 2013
Willie calls the team into work on a Saturday afternoon for an HR training session, but the seminar quickly degenerates into a disaster once Willie and Si are handcuffed together. When Phil and Kay set out on a long drive to purchase a brand new washer and dryer, they find themselves lost on the outskirts of town. Unwilling to ask for directions, the trip home becomes an epic journey.
12 “Battle of the Brothers” April 17, 2013
Willie’s suspicious behavior from dying his beard to buying a new motorcycle, makes Jase come to the conclusion that Willie is having a mid-life crisis. Jase’s help turns into a competition amongst the Robertson brothers to see who is most fit in body, mind, and endurance. Then, after discovering Phil and Kay’s house has a mouse infestation, Miss Kay convinces Phil they need a cat to help them rid the mice problem.
13 “Aloha, Robertsons!” April 24, 2013
After all their hard work, Willie decides to take the entire Robertson clan on a family vacation to Hawaii. But Willie’s daily itinerary for the trip gets constantly undermined by the family’s desire to participate in their own island activities. Note: This is the one-hour, third season finale.