First it’s pretty tires, then it’s pretty guns…next thing you know, you’re shavin’ your beard and wearin’ capri pants. – Si

“This snowcone is giving me a brain sneeze. It’s when your brain needs to sneeze, but it caint cause its a brain, so it just hurts” Si Robertson

“When you don’t know what you’re doing it’s best to do it quickly” – Jase #DuckDynasty

The more make up a woman wears the more she’s tryin to hide. Make up can hide a lot of evil. – Phil

Nothin makes a dad happier than seeing his daughter with a smile on her face and her boyfriend with fear in his eyes – Willie

I float like a butterfly and punch like a flea – Si

“There are two kinds of people in this world… the educated and the unducated” – Si Robertson

My top 10 dumbest things I’ve done in my life has all included Si in some way. – Jase

I’ll show them it is all Jase’s fault…. I just gotta figure out how…- Willie

Willie is as wound up as a coon dog tryin’ to pass a peach seed – Jase

Redneck rule number one, most things can be fixed with duct tape and extension cords.-Jase

“To say i was forced to come to this art gallery against my will, would be a correct assertion.” – Jase Robertson